What's a copywriter anyway? +
If you crack open a dictionary, the cut ‘n’ dry definition of copywriting is the art of selling with words. (But if you watch Mad Men, you’ve probably been under the misapprehension that copywriters just stand around slamming back whiskey and having lunch break affairs. HAH.) As a copywriter, I help you schmooze with the people you want to work with. Not the ones who are trying to undercut your prices or go all fire and brimstone on you. (You’re welcome.) Copywriting uses a mix of storytelling, persuasive language, and human psychology to help you get the clicks that lead to connections and cha-chings.
Will your words make me rich? +
My words don't guarantee yachts or beach-feet selfies. Your results depend on other factors like how far you are in your business, the community and network you’ve built, your business knowledge and tech savvy. Not to mention, your level of expertise, dedication and consistency. Really, only YOU can get you results. But my words are here to help.
How do I pay? +
I accept most forms of payment (except chickens). You can send e-transfers to firstname.lastname@example.org or submit payment through Stripe (which also accepts credit cards). Donuts in lieu of dolla bills may be negotiated.
What if your packages don't fit my needs? +
Need to beef it up? Or shave it down? I may suck at yoga, but I'm flexible when it comes to my services. Tell me what you need (or don't need) and we'll customize any package to fit your needs.
What writing don't you do? +
White papers. Blog and social media posts. Press releases. E-books. Wedding vows. Breakup letters. But if you wanna double check, feel free to ask!
What's the craziest thing you've ever done? +
I’d have to say it’s a tie between white water rafting and exercising racehorses. But also, I once ate alligator jambalaya. (For the record? Gross.)